Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe

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The Origin of My Alter Ego, the Victorian Adventuress
In a grand ballroom, sometime in the late nineteenth century, a strange scene caught Richard Willoughby’s eye.
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Introducing Roderick McWigglecuddy
Before we embark on the next Housewyfe adventure, I want to wish everyone a very Happy Juneteenth!
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Saturday Shenanigans at the Military Pride Parade
In a parallel universe, the Lesbian Housewyfe has all of the puff-piece news cameras focused on her as she revs us up for the Military Pride Parade that…
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Moving the Mess
“Ugh! I can’t sort these things! I’m going to have to just close up this box and move the mess!”
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The Big Gay Mattress is Out of the Box
This year, the Lesbian Housewyfe’s theme of LGBTQ+ Pride Month is showing the world that the Big Gay Mattress will never go back in the box.
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May 2025

Hello LGBTQ+ Ally
I don’t know if you realize this, but, by reading the Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe, you are a LGBTQ+ Ally.
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The Perils of a Slow Move
Almost warm evening air cools my sweaty skin as the car door slams behind me.
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How Moving is Like a Video Game
What don’t I need until next Saturday?
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Sewing Up Loose Ends
When I sighted my mother’s sewing box on the day after she died, the pins and needles burst out and embedded themselves in my heart.
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The Inevitable Return of the Mint
A few years before she died, my mother and I spent a day going around her property and selecting plants from her garden for me to take to my garden and…
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April 2025

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