The Book Is In the Wild
Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe—Now Available At All the Biggest EBookshops
Woohoo!!!!
My book, Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe, is now available across the internet!
This delightfully funny collection of essays includes recipes and household hints from my first twenty years of marriage. Here you’ll find:
Stories of life and love with great advice like “have sex while your parents are in the house,” “coming out to the grocery bagger isn’t necessary,” and “adopt an organic lifestyle to avoid mowing.”
Recipes including my famous “You Can’t Make Me” Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies— Guaranteed to keep you off the softball team!
Tips including how to groom your best friend’s dog and keep the seasoning on your cast-iron skillet
What have others said?
“Insightful commentary on the modern lesbian lifestyle.” - No one who ever read my work
“I wish Erma Bombeck was alive and a lesbian so I could read her stuff instead.” - My Father
“Is that food? Can I have some?” - Mack the Dog
Purchase your copy today and give me a real testimonial to share!
Also, my second book, “Lesbian Housewyfe: Bigger, Broader and More Delightful,” is available as the new gift for all paid subscribers to the newsletter. These essays begin this new era of the Diary in August 2021, and share my ridiculous adventures through March 2022.
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